I love you?/ Monday, July 02, 2007
lololols as the title implies xD so audience enjoy!!! ehehe
A man was sitting in an aeroplane seat when he noticed his old
friend sitting behind him. The man immediately got up and greeted
this friend behind him. After that, the pilot made an announcement.
The man, realising that the pilot was also his friend, went to the
c ockpit to greet the pilot, who happened to have the same name as
his old friend. However, the man was taken away by the FBI and CIA
after he greeted the pilot. Why?
Ans: HI JACK!
Laughing Laughing Laughing
Osama bin Ladin, W. George Bush, Saddam Hussein and Tony Blair were
playing mahjong. Who wins 1st?
Ans: Saddam, cuz he 'hu xian' (Chinese)
Laughing Laughing Laughing
Someone accidentally dropped a dumpling onto the ground. Who will
pick up the dumpling?
Ans: Xiang Long Shi Ba Zang (Descending Dragon pick up Dumpling)
Which Chinese Emperor in history is bilnd?
Ans: Kang Xi (Can't see)
Laughing Laughing Laughing
Which Chinese host dun hav centre parting?
Ans: Wu Zong Xian (Jacky Wu)
Once upon a time there are 2 bros Da Ming and Xiao Ming. Xiao Ming grew up by drinking milk everyday. What does Da Ming drink, then?
Ans: Wine (Jiu3 Yang3 Da4 Ming2)
An ant knocks the door of a HDB flat. House owner opens the door. "I want a place to stay", said the ant . "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the owner. Ant went inside and occupied that vacant room. After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested the owner "Can you please allow this ant to stay along with me". "Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner. After some days the ant brought one more ant and requested the owner to allow that ant to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without asking for any rent. This continued i.e ant brings in one more ant and owner agrees for it. On one fine day, the ant brought in tenth ant and requested the owner to allow that tenth ant also to stay with it. The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent". Now the question is Why did the owner ask for rent when the tenth ant came in?
Ans: Because they are now Tenants (Ten ants)
Why baby don't need to brush teeth?
Ans: cos bei bi wu chi (baby no teeth) actual :despicable
Why Zhou Jie Lun Cross the Street Kana fine by police?
Ans: Cos Jay Walking actual :english name is Jay Chow
Guess a chinese phrase with the following >> 7 / 2
Ans: bu sang bu shi direct translated to be: not 3 not 4
Ah bao was murdered! however the police quickly found the killer.. who is it?
Ans:Ah Dou because Dou Sa Bao
N to honour our princess Fiona her favorite question asked...
Q) Why superman in the 80's fly with 1 hand while superman in the 90's fly with 2 hands?
A) becus in the 80's superman use manual gear, 90's superman use auto gear
Haha hope i dun cold my readers to death bahs~.~ hehe xD
Well anyways jiaxin hope u cheer up ok! and smileeeeee wide wide when u see this post oso hahas. =D
Marvin another 1, dun always so grumpy! <
> is round and not squared for a reason. =) Although it doesnt seem round.
Where were you when skies were grey
9:50 AM <3
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